"A Touchstone book."

Warning sighs -- The simple dog -- Motivation -- The god of cake -- The helper dog is an asshole -- Depression part one -- Depression part two -- Lost in the woods -- Dogs don't understand basic concepts like moving -- The hot sauce debacle -- This is why I'll never be an adult -- The parrot -- Dinosaur (The goose story) -- Thoughts and feelings -- Dogs' guide to understanding basic concepts -- The party -- Identity part one -- Identity part two.

Collects autobiographical, illustrated essays and cartoons from the author's popular blog and related new material that humorously and candidly deals with her own idiosyncrasies and battles with depression.